Do you ever turn on the news and feel like you’re living in some sort of post-apocalyptic hellscape? Does it seem like humans have gone completely nuts? Maybe they’ve just been replaced by horribly malfunctioning robots.
In the upcoming Speaking Simulator game, you play a robot who’s trying to manipulate his artificial tongue and lips so he can fit in with humans. And if you feel like never sleeping again, you can watch this trailer to see what that looks like.
What are your first impressions of this game other than the need to kill it with fire?
To play the game, you’ll use your mouse to control the robot’s lips while the keyboard controls the tongue. As long as you play it correctly, the humans in the game will have no idea about your true identity. Screw up and your eyes and ears will pop out of your face.
We can give Affable Games some points for originality, but then we need to deduct all the points because this is liquid nightmare fuel being mainlined into our cerebellums.
If you feel like playing this nightmare, you’ll get your shot early next summer. May God have mercy on our souls.